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COLLEGE YEARS

Copyright 2005

There once was a young man named Ed,
Who went off to college to get ahead.
Student parties were so much fun,
Binge drinking until he was done.
Got home, passed out and wound up dead.

RUNAWAY BRIDE
Copyright 2005

Jennifer Wilbanks, a wide eyed young lass,
Did not want to be a bride at Mass.
Four days on the lam,
She didn’t give a damn.
And she wound up as a stupid ass.

POSTAL DIS-SERVICE
Copyright 2005

The price of postage stamps will go up,
It's enough to make you throw up.
Businesses cut and trim expenses
But the government has no senses
They don't use a gun but it's a holdup.